you never see unbiased reviews for sex toys do you?

government is like a rubber... when it's not there, you're always afraid of the implications, but once it's in place, you can't help but wish it wasn't cuz it's ruining all your good times.

if there were really a bigfoot, wouldn't dick cheney have it in his man sized safe?

i love the soldiers too, and hope they all make it home safely or die heroically... but if i hear one more goddamned three doors down "oorah" track, i'm going to gut them w/ my bare hands. hey boys, if you love the troops so fucking much, WHY DON'T YOU SIGN UP?